About
Kavene is a virtual restaurant founded by a ragtag Goblok gang by the Suika FC. This venue provides a safe haven for people who want to unwind and chat casually (or talk about raid stuff because most of our staff are raiders) ((or just AFK really but wheres the fun in that)). But even then, we still uphold the standard for our venue. If you want to find out what is going on here please, come and join our shenanigans in our very first time opening a Venue! Expect chaos, mayhem, and Error404-not-responding from our dear staff. Enjoy!
Rules
1. Please be respectful to the staff and other customers in the venue.
2. The staff is free to deny services should they feel uncomfortable.
3. The 'looking to meld materia' and 'looking for party' icons are for staff only.
4. Please make sure your emote display log is off if you are repeating an emote.
5. Please do not /yell, or /shout within the premises. Use /tell only if necessary.
6. Please dismiss your minion upon entering the venue.
7. Please be patient towards our staff.
Have fun!
Staffs
Shoun Yu
(Papa)
Emma Himaa
(Waitress)
Neinlieze Urzig
(Bard)
Kuromi Harume
(Bartender)
Iro Hitsuji
(Waiter)
Yedi Harvestasya
(Interior Designer)
Glynnis Rose
(Waitress)
Zgris Urzig
(Bard / Exterior Designer)
Byleth Furcell
(Waiter)
Services
Cheki/Polaroid photos (per staff)
(50,000 Gil)
Remembrance of your time with the Kavene staff of your own choice! This is a Polaroid-style picture that we will post on our twitter account (@Kavene_Suika). Make a pose with the staff of your choice anywhere in the venue and then click-snap! Ezpz
Companionship SFW (per half hour)
(80,000 Gil)
Feeling lonely? Find one of us waitress-waiters cute and funny to talk to personally? Hit us up and we will be with you and accompany you with a fee for a half hour tops! This will be purely SFW and casual chat but feel free to RP.
Golden Shower
(250,000 Gil)
Thirsty after a long day at work? Kavene will provide you with the ultimate shower of the year! The golden shower, so refreshing that you won’t feel thirsty anymore! If you have a request regarding this please reach out to staff so we make it more special for you!
Bar buyout (entire night)
(500,000 Gil)
Oh my! We definitely have rich and philanthropic customers here! This service will provide the entire night free of charge for beverages and food for all customers and we will say our thanks and prayer to the donor every half an hour~
Drinks
Coffee
5000 Gil
The blackest of the night, this dark drink can make you either awake 24/7 or have a bad tummy ache if consumed too much. It can make you feel alive but do you need it to survive?
Hot Chocolate
5000 Gil
The best drink ever invented by humankind, the sweet smooth chocolate with high-quality milk makes an amazing harmonious flavour. Topped with whipped cream, cinnamon dust and marshmallow, nothing can make you better than this warm stuff!
Whiskey
7000 Gil
The big alcohol, usually an accompanying beverage for steaks, chocolate, cigars or heartbroken people in the bar. It tastes good like alcohol and nutty nutz. Please drink responsibly and make sure your Uber is ready to pick you home if you drink a wee bit much.
Grape Mojito Cocktail
7000 Gil
The girliest girl drink, harvested from the notorious low-poly grapes, it is so precious even some distant heroes stopped a volcanic eruption to save them low-poly grapes! Definitely recommended!
Blue Lagoon Mocktail
7000 Gil
The blue drink tastes so good! Sweet, refreshing and minty! Also, it is blue and non-alcoholic, good if you bring your small friend or that embarrassing drunkard friend but still want to vibe with the groups!
Food
HLO Sandwich
12,000 Gil
The famous easy-to-make and easy-to-the-tummy H(erring) L(ettuce) and O(nion) sandwich, is packed with so much nutrition it’ll make you feel energized and full in one serving! It also has some fluffy eggs and refreshing freshly farmed cucumber!
Beef Stroganoff
12,000 Gil
Harvested from the open range cow found scatter of Eorzea this dish is the meatiest, tastiest, tender comfort meal you could ever find, of course hailing from the cold harsh region of Garlean, it’ll make you warm, happy, comfortable and satiated with this meal! unlike their country
Roast Cannard
12,000 Gil
The meat of this free-range canard duck is jam-packed with tender fat meat. Roasted with perfection until there’s no more gamey smell on the duck. Golden crispy meat topped with sour and sweet sauce can make you addicted.
Spaghetti Pescatore
15,000 Gil
A seafood-y type of pasta, very famous in the coastal area of Eorzea for its freshness and the wide variety of seafood that makes this pasta taste out of this world. It’s that amazing because this one recipe has soft tender meat from the infamous Kraken squid and the amazing fluffy meat of rock-hard lobster. Definitely recommended!
Papanasi
10,000 Gil
This sweet fried pastry dough mixed with soft cheese and slathered with fresh Roranberry jam can be served warm or cold depending on your mood! A perfect dessert for those who want to cheat on their diet day but still have healthy berries mixed in between so you don't feel that guilty! Definitely recommended!
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